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Question: What is the difference between a girlfriend, a call girl and a wife?
Answer: Post-paid, Pre paid, Unlimited.

wife : hon, paki fix naman ilaw sa labas.
husband : hello!? electrician ba ako?
wife : eh di pakigawa na lang hagdan natin.
husband : hello!? karpintero ba ako?
(umalis c husband, pagbalik gawa na lahat ng sira sa bahay. tinanong niya wife kung sino gumawa ng trabaho. )
wife : kasi kanina a man saw me crying, sabi ko dami sira dito sa bahay. so he offered to help in exhange of either sex or bake ako ng cake.
husband : so pnag-bake mo siya ng cake?
wife : hello?! baker ba ako?!

Anak: Itay, asan po ang 'yong GRIEF ko?
Itay: Ikaw, bata ka! Hindi ka pa rin natututo! BRIEF, hindi grief!
Anak: Ahh... Ehh... Asan po, Itay, 'yong brief ko?
Itay: Ando'n sa kuwarto, naka-HAMMER!
Question: What is the strongest muscle?
Answer: The tongue. It can raise a woman's hips.
Question: What is the lightest muscle?
Answer: The penis. It can be raised by a tongue.
Erap and Gloria were at a meeting when they got hungry.
Erap: bili tayo ng sopdrinks at mani.
Gloria: Tinitigyawat ako sa mani e!
Erap: O Talaga!? ako sa mukha tinitigyawat!

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