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Filipino Jokes

Husband: Parati na lang tayo away. Maghiwalay na lang tayo!
Wife: Sigi, maghati tayo ng mga anak.
Husband: Akin ang mga guwapo at maganda.
Wife: Sus! Pinili pa yung hindi sa kanya!
Erap On Phone
Erap: This is an emergency! My wife is pregnant & she's bleeding very badly.
Operator: Sir, is this her first child?
Erap: "Gago! This is her husband!"

Customer to barber: What can you suggest to cure my baldness?
Barber: Just put on female juice on your head!
Customer: But you are balder than me!
Barber: But look at my mustache!

Manghuhula: Sorry Misis, but your husband will meet a violent death.
Wife: Alam ko po 'yon, ang gusto kong malaman kung maaabsuelto ba ako??
Wife: (Shouting) Honey mag-impake ka na,nanalo ako sa lotto!
Husband: Wow! Anong dadalhin ko?!
Wife: Wala akong pakialam basta lumayas ka na!

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